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I think the with/of bloos in today's entry is really funny. I interpret it as Van Helsing doesn't understand slang for 10 minutes straight.
#dracula#dracula daily#re dracula#dracula meme#abraham van helsing#van helsing#bloomin'#with blood#bloody hell#bloody swears#van helsing doesn't understand slang#van helsing hates cuss words#except mein got
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philautia
#deja arts#devil may cry#dmc#dmc v#vergil sparda#dmc vergil#ok i'm done now i swear. having a moment please look away#they were insane for the end of v's bloody palace. good god
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BILL SKARSGÅRD as ERIC DRAVEN THE CROW (2024)
#bill skarsgård#bill skargard#billskarsgardedit#eric draven#the crow 2024#the crow#filmedit#filmgifs#dailyflicks#usermalin#tuserlarissa#usersavana#tw blood#i have one more set in the drafts but then im done i swear#i just couldnt resist a soft boy going kinda insane and hot and bloody and broken#it did bring me back from a loooong hiatus so im glad#*
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So, let's see
Mikey most definitely said "ass" when he smacked that Foot Ninja
Raph was about to accuse Leo of claiming he has no balls
#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2k3#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt raphael#tmnt leonardo#tmnt donatello#video#If we do ever get a remake of the 2003 series it NEEDS to be TV-14/TV-MA#If only so the turtles can actually swear this time around#(Actual bloody wounds and even more disturbing visuals are an added bonus)
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"Don't. Lay a fucking finger. On his head."
#Mr. Felipe Minecraft. I swear to god. You are bloody fucking good at RP. You can't convince us otherwise#my art#QSMP#QSMP Fanart#q Philza#Ph1lza Fanart
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je m'excuse.................
#noooooon i swear i have no idea how that happened my brother sent me that bloody watermelon spy picture and i immediately blacked out#when i woke up this was in my krita file#i swear im drawing actual serious stuff#the memey things are just a lot easier to let go and set free lol#ugh#tf2 spy#tf2 fanart#tf2#my art#sat down to draw for the first time in a month and did this????#i really do apologise
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for the ask game: ritual and rites?
"This seems," Dick points out, mild with sleep deprivation, "Like a bad idea."
"I think it's a great idea," Jason says, because he is twelve, and thinks that ghost hunting is grand adventure and not, like, tedious grunt work spent fumbling around in the dark.
Dick thinks. He makes an executive Older Kid Decision (gross) and snatches the spirit box out of Jason's hands before the kid can spirit it away (ha). "No ghosts."
"Come on!" Jason whines, peeved. He jumps, and he tries to climb up Dick's Gotham U sweater— but Dick came by his height honestly, and no shrimp malnutritioned preteen is going to make Dick give in and tussle with ghosts at three in the morning.
"No," Dick snaps, arm raised higher. The preteen is unlatched with a hand to the chest and an aggressive push with his foot. Jason grooooans, as if this is the worst thing that could ever possibly happen to a preteen, ever. "If you want to fight ghosts, wait until B is back and bother him. I need four hours sleep and an un-haunted family wing during finals week. Get out and go harass ghosts on your own time."
Jason sours like an unripe lemon. "Motherfucker," he whispers under his breath, as both the worst word he knows and as if Dick has never heard swearing before.
"Pussy," agrees the spirit box.
"Shut up," Dick decides, deciding to ignore everything that isn't a nap and his econ essay. "Or I'll send you to wake Alfred about it and tell him about your desperate need."
And then, before the ghost can chime in: "Both of you."
Jason, reasonably pale, scatters. Hopefully the teen takes the ghost with him. Dick resolves to ignore any future repercussions of whatever that was; his essay is due this upcoming noon hour, and Dick is going to wreck the class's v-shaped bell curve even if it kills him.
#the ghost is Danny :) Danny is ALMOST making friends post bloody-mary style bathroom summoning lmao#thank you for asking!#dp x dc#swearing#dpxdc#dcxdp#ask games#Dick (mid essay): I'm going to kill us both in real life#Jason (crouched on the headboard and ready to jump): so do it coward#faer fic#free to a good home
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He was CRYING in this clip.
I TELL YOU.
HE. WAS. CRYING.
sequel to this i guess
#transformers#maccadams#transformers one#tf one#tfone#megatron#d 16#I AM GOING TO BLOODY LOSE MY CRAP I SWEAR TO PRIMUS' FICTIONAL SPARK-BEARING ASS#also expect art im gonna redraw this#WITH TFP MEGATRONUS BECAUSE WHY NOT
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im now familiar with 1 more slasher :)
#this time i remembered ghostface guys!!!!!! lmao#i swear i fuckin love Scream i just Constantly forget ghostface bc hes not 1 guy??? yknow??? and then theres Harry but thats kinda differen#my bloody valentine#harry warden#michael myers#jason voorhees#ghostface#freddy krueger#slashers#halloween#scream#friday the 13th#a nightmare on elm street#jennilart#drawing
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Based on personal experience and from watching gaming channels, I feel like this is the experience of every wrightworth shipper when playing ace attorney for the first time…
Player: oh ok, so they’re rivals with a contrasting colour scheme. No wonder people ship them
Edgeworth to Phoenix: thanks to you im saddled with unnecessary…feelings…
Player: wait a minute! Yo, are they actually gay?
Player: *spends most of the game after that just joking about the gay subtext but not thinking too much about it*
Phoenix: *reveals his and Edgeworth’s history and why he became an attorney*
Player: HOLY SHIT THEYRE ACTUALLY IN LOVE!! THEY ARE SOULMATES!!
#I feel like this is the universal wrightworth experience and I’m ok with that#I still find it funny that for most people it starts as a joke but by the end it’s ‘bloody hell they’re actually in love’#ace attorney#tw caps#tw swearing#tw cursing#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#wrightworth
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In bbc merlin you hear all the time about the Old Religion - which implies existence of the New Religion. Only recently i worked out what it's ought to be.
It's Christianity.
#it's bloody christianity#and i'm stupid#how could i not have realized earlier?#christianity and not even a chapel#that's scandalous tbh#you don't even have to comment on it#just put it there#but yeah#king arthur and the knights of the round table were looking for the holy grail#and... i knew it at some level#some but not conscious#hell#which reminds me#how long i've spent trying to come up with things people can swear onto when concepts of heaven hell and (big singular almighty) God+#+are foreign to them#(for fanfiction purpose)#(completely in vain as it turns out)#i... kinda refuse#honestly i'm flabbergasted#merlin bbc#as we're putting unexpected shit into internet's vastness today#the adventures of merlin#merlin#Q
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Caroline Bird, “The Amnesty”
#my love equips me I swear ever since your cheeky face span round I trust this whole bloody world..!!#w#poetry#caroline bird
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#ygotas#to my dsaf followers I swear this is a funny and very clever post please laugh#yugioh#yami marik#melvin#good vibes#i love melvin#yu gi oh#yu-gi-oh#yugioh figure#i love the artfx yugioh collection sm.#ESPECIALLY BAKURA'S LIKE BLOODY HELL
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⤏ @altarofrowenas 2k celebration
day one - season 9 dean
#congrats on the milestone moogs 💜💜 MWAH#also thank you for this prompt because i love s9 dean SO MUCH and these were sooooooo fun to make!!!!!#altarof2k#spn season 9#cowboycoven#spnedit#deanedit#destieledit#spn#dean winchester#destiel#tusersana#usermoogs#jenna.gif#bloody dean#purplenatural#<-kind of lol i swear there's a purple fill layer in there it's just kind of subtle
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"Are you sure this is a good idea?"
A bit of sniperspy (sort of). I imagine they are on a mission. Time is of essence. Something might happen. Soon.
#team fortress 2#fanart#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#sniperspy#tf2#one day I'll draw warm sniperspy I swear#I make them look so annoyed at each other lmao#bloody suit
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Okay enough time has passed for me to throw my two cents into the Bridgerton discourse. Many are displeased with the season and part 2 specifically. I have been trying to piece together what my issues were with it and I hope that someone can find this and maybe find something that clicks as to why the season may have been disappointing.
I am a big polin stan. In fact I started watching for and because of them. Totally believed in the supremacy of their story because of their adorable friendship and the long build up ever since the pilot.
I loved part one. That will be controversial but I truly did. Was the pacing a bit off? Yes it was!
But did it give us the romcom atmosphere, the yearning, the love? Yes definitely! I'll even argue that part one, the going from "friendship to love" is done more beautifully in the show than in the book. People said one kiss is all it takes for Colin but that's really not true in the show. If you take account of the history we have because of season 1 and 2 it doesn't feel that way.
And the funny thing is that despite part one having a bunch of side plots, it worked. It was walking on the edge of being too much but it didn't cross the line.
Not yet anyways... so here are my 6 big errors of part 2
Like everyone I was way too hyped after the carriage scene, which leads to..
Error number 1: The break after the carriage scene set the bar too high. The long break filled with press and interviews further hyping up part 2 after that high consequently did damage to the reception of part 2. I believe that almost anything after the carriage would appear as a let down due to the wait. That's kind of unfair to the show I know, but it also makes sense as we, the audience would have abnormally high expectations that are difficult to please.
Part 2 is flawed and there is no arguing that. The beginning of it felt like a let down due to the split right after the carriage scene aka the climax of part 1 (pun intended) but fine objectively speaking episode 5 and 6 are nice. But then comes error number 2, the fact that we have 2 episodes where their love is clouded by the secret of lady whistledown. I feel like that was problematic to the pacing of part 2 (which is a problem in itself). The tension in episode 5 was necessary but also so much. So much that Colin literally questions her feelings. Then episode 6 instead of lifting that cloud sooner, continues to sour the polin scenes until the very end of the episode. The reveal should have been earlier in episode 6, so they have time to properly heal and be happy. (Seperate errors that I will adress)
Error number 3 is how the wedding fell under the dark cloud of the angst. I was wishing it would be the happy wedding of bridgerton and it was happier than Daphne's or Anthony's (not that we saw the real one) but the queen disrupting the wedding felt like another punch. One more time we were close to seeing their happiness but couldn't. (Something we barely get to see at all)
Then error number 4 (my personal enemy). The pacing of the conflict and healing. The way Colin was hurting was amazingly portrayed by Luke and I even understand how Colin wanted to hurt Pen with the entrapment comment and unlike many I won't hate him for it at all. But one thing where the writing really failed me is how polin shared a number of scenes that could've had a bigger role in their healing but ultimately didn't. I will list the scenes and how EVERYTIME we think they are a step closer to healing, they go back to square one and how that effects the scene where they eventually do "heal".
Exhibit A: The modiste scene. Beautiful confrontation and it really set up the possibility of them talking through it more but then it ends abruptly with Colin shutting down (however I'm inclined to give this one some saving grace because at least they talk)
Exhibit B: The wedding. Colin once again gives us hope that perhaps they're closer to making up but when Colin walked away with Pen and they had a second confrontation where she states that she is lady whistledown, I expected Colin to at least accept that statement and not revert back to being in denial about it afterwards and shutting down again. This could've been the scene where Colin starts to accept them as one. (Not to take away from the letters scene but it would have been a great foundation for it)
Exhibit C: The bedroom scene. Ah my personal nominee. This scene could've been so much more and no I don't mean a sexy scene. This scene could've been thee scene where they talk. It would've felt more powerful to have the talk that they have in Bridgerton house in their bedroom instead. I can't stress how it would've fit perfectly and been book compliant. If they had utilized this scene better, then polin being at Fran's wedding the next day would've have felt more emotional and helped convince us of them gradually solving the conflict. Netflix, that wouldn't even take from your running time. Pen could've confronted him there as she did in the book. Colin could've faced his jealousy right then and there instead of having Cressida point it out for him and still not facing it.
Exhibit D: Bridgerton house. Yes they do talk here and you can see that scene as the one where they settle things prior to the ball, BUT one it is too close to the end and it feels cut short which frankly doesn't seem enough for the viewers to believe that they now have joined hands. This scene was personally not enough for me. I think if you expand the conversation it would be much better or again if you put this dialogue in the bedroom scene it would have been powerful and helped the pacing as the bedroom scene was in the first half of the finale and this one way too close to the ball.
You'll see that every scene post reveal is following the same frustrating pattern of them brushing over the problem. You in turn get your hopes up for it to develop further into forgiveness, then voila Colin shuts down and goes back to square one. That was extremely frustrating for me as a viewer as it happened multiple times, especially since it seems ridiculous to leave the conflict in the air till the last 10 minutes when they have had several opportunities to solve it sooner. Colin's peace at the end comes too suddenly as those previous scenes don't see him gradually make peace with the matter but always shutting down and running. Those scenes could have been used to show the steps of him gradually getting over it, forgiving her and facing himself.
Error number 5. The side plots and overall pacing.. As I said part 1 walked the fine line but part 2 crossed it. What do you mean that we get more scenes of secondary characters than polin getting over their conflict and having some time to see their happiness. That messes with the pacing, making part 2 seem to want to cram up as much plot as possible. You have Francesca's love match, Benedict's exploration, Eloise's general conflict and dynamic with Cressida, Cressida's own story, Violet's arc, lady Danbury and her brother's conflict, the Mondrichs arc, the solicitor, queen etc...
This season was simply TOO ambitious for its own good. It tried to do too much. Suddenly it didn't feel like polin season but rather the season to set everything up for the next season and that really hurts as a polin fan.
Finally error number six which is by far the most famous error. The lack of happy polin. As I explained episode 5 and 6 while showed some happiness it didn't feel real because of the secret constantly hanging around. They were happy but you as a viewer might have felt more worried and had a more bittersweet feeling. Especially when you see Colin get more and more anxious and insecure during those episodes. Then episode 7 and 8 sees them miserable most of the time. That sucks even though it is necessary it still sucks. Sucks because after all that put together we don't get to see it pay off. 4 episodes of angst and they give you one scene that suddenly heals it, 10 seconds sexy scene and an epilogue scene where they suddenly have a baby. It is simply not enough to balance out the dark vibe of the entirety of part 2. That is why thousands of people are hanging onto the petition to release the deleted scenes. So we can finally see the pay off of the angst and can properly balance out the emotions that came with it and move on.
Not to mention the absolutely wasted confession of Colin Bridgerton.. when he said I love you at the end of episode 8 I was already thinking "with everything that you are, everything you have been and everything you hope to be????!!!" But then he didn't say it and I was confused as to why they would possibly not use THEE love confession??? Since that's Bridgertons thing??? Having incredible confessions... And it's not like it didn't fit in fact it would have fit so well. At this point if you squint you might imagine hearing luke continuing the line for God's sake. That remains a mystery that makes no sense to me.
So by now I don't think anyone got that far and I can't complain because I wrote this for me. To structure my thoughts and make peace with it. And so to sum up these errors: the split, the structure of episode 5/6, the wedding sadness, the way the conflict/healing was handled, the pacing with the side plots and the lack of happiness to counteract the angst. I will revisit part 1 happily and just stop after the mirror lol. I will look forward to seeing polin happy in 2 years I guess.. and I do believe that when season 4 comes out and they're happy and are hanging around we will accept season 3 way more and come to hopefully love it.
#spent hours writing this I swear tumblr can be better than therapy sometimes#the soundtrack and the pop covers were excellent tho bloody brilliant really#bridgerton#polin#bridgerton season three#bridgerton season 3#netflix#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton review#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton season 3 part 2#shondaland#shonda rhimes#bridgerton series#bridgerton s3#bridgerton thoughts#bridgerton rant#bridgerton analysis#bridgerton discourse#bridgerton critical#bridgerton books#bridgerton brainrot#romancing mr. bridgerton#luke newton#nicola coughlan
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